Movie starts with the birth of Thor the Conqueror narrated by the wizard Etna. Unfortunately the moment his father raises the little Thor in the air the kid gets shot by an arrow?! Damn, that’s brutal.
Kid magically survives but the parents get killed in the ambush although the father did fight them off valiantly as long as he could. Merlin wannabe Etna runs away with the child, to raise his like his own (although his parenting skills might leave a lot to be desired).
Decades later Thor is a young man hunting in the forest when him and Etna are interrupted by the horsemen, cannibalistic horsemen at that. They also have slaves with them and Thor is shocked to see a female one. I guess Etna didn’t really let him hang out with other kids.
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Wizard starts messing with them just for Thor to surprise attack them in the forest. Slave girl tries to run away but Thor frees her- just to take her into his cave. Etna instructs him to “…make her lay down and play with her” and if that isn’t enough continues with “female is stupid, have her way with her”. Man, this wizard really doesn’t like women!
the fact that he continues instructing him all the way is extra creepy
Then he proclaims that tomorrow is a holy day of Keesha and he must leave the cave on a quest to unearth the blade of his father and the seed of gold (whatever that is). But Etna will keep watching him all the way (probably because he is a raving maniac. Unfortunately the remaining horsemen find their cave and even thou Thor disposes of them quickly the poor slave girl is killed- man she had it rough.
Thor begins his journey and stumbles onto an abandoned village, covered in mist. There he is confronted with a kinda leper looking monster with an axe. He manages to defeat the monster (via impairment of course) but that night he is confronted with nightmares and that’s something he can’t just punch.
He continues to the territory of the Warrior Virgins. He immediately gets into fight with a three of them while Etna in his owl form watches on. After defeating them Thor “has his way with” the last warrior and then continues with her as his prisoner.
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