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A.P.E.X. (1994)

Posted: 19/08/2012 in Trash movies
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This is the movie about evil time-traveling robot. Enough said.

"We recently mentioned on the official Youtube blog that we were enabling auto-captioning for all Youtube videos. This new technology takes advantage of Google’s speech-to-text algorithms to add captions to videos with spoken English content."

“We recently mentioned on the official Youtube blog that we were enabling auto-captioning for all Youtube videos. This new technology takes advantage of Google’s speech-to-text algorithms to add captions to videos with spoken English content.”

Viewing experience of an 90s cyborg flick made drastically better with the clever usage of Youtube’s caption options.

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First scene ever of a cartoon character raping a real life actress in the history of motion pictures…                       hopefully, also the last one.

WARNING: The washroom scene is a dramatic representation. Combining sodium and water may cause serious injury. Do not attempt it!!!

Probably the worst SF/Horror movie of all times ( yes, maybe even worse than “Plan 9 From The Outer Space” ). Here, the huge artificial brain got loose and went on a killing spree, eating people in one bite. Despite the fact it moves with speed of a drunken snail it is UNSTOPPABLE. It’s only weak spot is anti-freeze or bleach (?!). This movie makes you appreciate that you have ordinary, regular sized brain. After watching this garbage we had none.

The movie that taught us that computers can make REAL LIVING girls (through their pure 80s magic) and that perfect woman can only look like Kelly LeBrock.