While we wait for the loooong time second coming of a Mortal Kombat movie franchise (this time produced by Aquaman’s James Wan) someone’s been working hard on the Kombat movie of their own. Committee Films from Ghana’s  Kumawood  (not to be confused with Ugandan Wakaliwood) decided not to wait on Hollywood so they made  their own knock-off adaptation of the game!

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Now, the complete lack of resources  and/ or professional production are really evident as well as their obvious enthusiasm for the game series.  But actually they put in an incredible effort into staging action sequences as close (you might say too close) to the games as possible. And seeing Black Raiden (I call him the Black Thunder) is worth the price of admission alone. Anyway the first trailer is now out and I’m guessing we’ll be reviewing this movie at some point in 2017. Now GET OVER HERE and watch this trailer!


PS If you liked this you might also enjoy Ghana’s Alien VS Terminator crossover.

We enthusiastically talked about the first post- Expendables 2 movie for Chuck Norris- The Finisher.  Unfortunately that project never came into fruition (even though they were talks of it shooting in Australia with out favorite Aussie badass Richard Norton directing) but now we finally have some good news for all you Norris fans out there!

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Chuck has signed to appear in African (Botswanan to be precise) movie with some B- movie heavy hitters like Michael Jai White (Spawn, Black Dynamite) and previously mentioned Richard Norton, now a famed choreographer having worked on Mad Max: Fury Road, Suicide Squad and Ghost in a Shell).  The writer is Motswana- born Edward Sebati and on the directing duties we have none other than the action maestro Isaac Florentine of Undisputed and Ninja fame! I see him as a sort of heir to the Menahem Golan of the legendary Cannon Films (just better).

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Movie centers around the two brothers Sasha McDaniels and  Dumisani McDaniels who end up caught up in a net of poaching, robbery, murder and even a serious political conspiracy. Chuck is of course playing their cool uncle Sean Kane. Pre- production is well on the way and filming should beginning early 2017 and I’m sure I speak for all of us- it was about damn time!

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We followed closely as Manos Returns was shaping up and now after the previous announcement of the cast , we now have the first teaser trailer too!

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Here’s a short synopsis and be sure to enjoy the magnificent return of The Master.

Four friends get lost on a road trip and stumble on a hidden cult lead by the sinister Master and his servant Torgo. As they try to escape, they get caught up in the power struggle between Debbie, given to Manos as a child 50 years ago, her mother Maggie, and the other souls twisted by their time serving the dark god. A sequel to the B-movie classic, Manos – the Hands of Fate.

As I had already stated in my previous review (It’s Alive), we broke our promise given to ourselves that we wouldn’t watch any other movie directed by Larry Cohen. Well, this movie made us to spit on our promise. And to lick it afterwards. Really, it is not surprise, When you consider that we are suckers for trailers for 1980s trash movies, low budget giant monsters and David Carradine.

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The first minutes of the movie reveal to us that director was not intending to hide anything. We see a window cleaner hanging out from the Empire State Building, doing his work and stalking some woman inside. Suddenly, a huge bird shows up from nowhere and rips his head off, leaving the rest of the body spraying blood on freshly cleaned window. At the bottom detectives Shepard (played by David Carradine) and Powell (played by Richard Roundtree) is trying to resolve a mystery of missing head. He doesn’t seem very much interested in it so movie takes us to a hotel room where police finds out a body of skinned man laying in bed. They conclude it was some sort of ritual in question. Or perhaps prices of hotel room are skinning people alive. Anyway, we get to see
dramatization of skinning after which scene jumps to a big slice of pork in restaurant. Or is it a pork? Obvious mobsters are holding a meeting in there. A nervous looking wheel-man Jimmy (played by Michael Moriarty) is trying to strike a deal with mobsters for their next robbery. Meanwhile the bird has been putting the snatch on various people from New York’s rooftops. One of them is hot young chick who were getting her tan completely naked in the moment when the bird snatched her. Blood starts dripping from the sky on unsuspecting passengers and mass panic breaks out.

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The robbery went wrong and now Jimmy is running around trying to escape the mobsters who want to knock him off. He climbs into the decrepit tower atop the Chrysler Building, stands shivering in the wind, and chuckles proudly to himself, “Hah. I’m almost afraid of almost everything but I’m not afraid of heights.” Then he stumbles on the nest and the cadavers strewn around it, a nightmarish sight. When he hobbles back to his trashy apartment his girlfriend mentions something about making bacon and eggs. “No eggs,” moans Jimmy, “I don’t ever want to see another egg ever.” Meanwhile, the bird snatches another victim. This time it was a construction worker who was trying to find his stolen lunch. Well, his days of eating are over. The only thing left of poor man is his leg which fell down on the street causing a mass panic to break out again.

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Shepard is investigating the skinning job in local museum. The curator (played by Larkin Ford) explains to him that it is sacrificing ritual of ancient Aztecs to their God which is some kind of flying serpent named Quetzalcoatl. So Shepard takes some books, puts two and two together, figures out what’s up and shows his boss a sketch of the beast. The boss says something like, “A fifty-foot wingspan! Wow. With wings like that you could fly in from New Jersey. Everybody knows New York’s a good place to eat.” (All of this is played perfectly straight) Meanwhile, at the other side of city, the mobsters finally trap Moriarty and he promises to lead them to the money they’re after. He takes them to the Chrysler Building and sends them up into the dome where they are gobbled down by Quetzalcoatl. “HAH!”, Moriarty shrieks as he scurries away — “EAT ‘EM! EAT ‘EM!”. But couple of mobsters weren’t enough to satiate beast’s hunger. It feels munches for it’s favorite food – a naked idiots who are swimming on rooftops. So it went to the nearest building and grabbed couple of them for a road.

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Jimmy marches into the police station and says he knows where the bird has it’s digs. All he is asking in return is immunity from prosecuting, exclusive rights on all photographs of the bird and, of course, one million dollars. That’s a spicy meatball!  detective suggests they go into his office because there are too many reporters around. “Bring ’em in,” says Moriarty. “Bring in the cameras and the newspapers! Bring RUPERT down here!” I must say again that Moriarty does a beautiful job of creating this character. He acts stupid, with his gaping mouth, but he has a seedy kind of intelligence too, the sort of intelligence a frightened but greedy child might have. After bit of negotiating and attempted police brutality city agrees to Jimmy’s terms so he leads the cops to the secret nest where Shepard shoots the egg full of holes. And everything is filmed by movies camera. There follows an argument over whether Jimmy should get his reward. He claims he’s showed them the location, which is what he promised to do, but the police argue that just getting the egg isn’t the same as getting the bird. Seriously, where is the bird?

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The bird is soaring magnificently over the city picking up on it’s next meal. Meanwhile, Cops are following the real culprit – Curator. He is ready to sacrifice himself for Q (since the blood for sacrificing must be given willingly). Powell interrupts ritual and chases cultists to the top of the building (where, for some reason, is located Statue of Liberty). That was a big mistake since the moment Powell stepped onto rooftop he got grabbed by Q and dropped down to street in hilariously animated scene. Needing another sacrificial lamb. Shepard saw entire encounter and gathered the squad who managed to shoot down the bird but not without casualties, in a scene which resembles the final scene from King Kong. Also, you should check up onto this masterpiece of animation and stop-motion in the video below.

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Needing another sacrificial lamb summoner of the Q (who’s name I don’t know; he just appeared from nowhere at the end of the movie) breaks into Jimmy’s apartment trying to convince him to give willingly his body, soul and blood for the glory of Quetzalcoatl. Shepard busts in and kills the villain in a manner of the worst movie death we all know from one Turkish movie Karate Girl. It took 5 shots to kill the villain and he died 3 times. It seemed that the all loose ends were wrapped but final scene reveals to us that one egg…SURVIVED! Now we know where producers of Godzilla got their idea from.

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Conclusion: The movie refuses to take itself seriously. I think sometimes the script tries to get solemn but it can’t help chuckling at itself. After all it’s about this big bird or reptile, an Aztec God, who has built a nest and laid an egg in the dome of New York’s Chrysler Building. One of the producers was being interviewed and the reporter remarked that the movie was nothing but schlock with a perfect method performance by Moriarty right in the middle of it. The producer beamed and said proudly “The schlock was my idea.” The less said about effects the better. Apart of Michael Moriarty no other character was even close to convincing. If you’re carrying around inside your head a schema of Michael Moriarty as Ben Stone, assistant DA on “Law and Order,” the grim, determined, rigidly moral prosecutor, this movie will shake you up. I won’t go on with badmouthing. After all, it gave us fair amount of fun and laughter. So, my humble opinion is that you should watch this movie if you want some cheap pass time.

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After the surprise success of John Carpenter’s Halloween ( made with a meager budget of $300,000) in 1978 many people tried to copy the same formula with the same desired effect. Some actually succeeded even spawning their own franchises (ala Friday The 13th ) but for every successful Slasher you’d have a dozen of stinkers. and Offerings (1989)– well, Offerings has the distinct pleasure of being the bottom of the barrel even among these. Yes, it’s just that bad.

Now, being honest the original concept showed some promise. Johnny is a kid that lives with his horrible and abusive mother (I’m guessing the dad ran away as fast and far as he could a long time ago).

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He is shy and not really popular among the other kids (quite the contrary) but at least he gets to hang out with a cute blonde girl from his neighborhood called Gretchen. Unfortunately she couldn’t save him from the horrible prank that involved kids forcing him to walk down the age of the well- and ultimately falling down. Now, these kids are A- grade assholes and it’s a miracle he didn’t die right then and there. He only ended up brain damaged and  later comatosed for a prolonged period of time.

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The story picks up  full 10 years later and you’d guess it- Johhny is back from the coma (and a nervous breakdown we’re lead to believe) and he’s ready for revenge. A special kind of revenge that consists of killing teenagers that wronged him and then sending their body parts to the Grechen, the blond kid he had a crush on before the prank (or lets call it what it really is- the murder attempt). Now, that kind of animalistic behavior in leaving trophies like a cat does to his owner might have actually worked and made this movie into something special but the director decides to “play it safe” and just keep copying  Halloween to a T.

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I just don’t think Gretchen appreciated all of his hard work…

 

As you guessed it, that doesn’t really work out for the best. The characters are either clunky or unintentionally hilarious (master of overacting, the Sheriff’s  deputy who deserved way more time) and kills lack both the atmosphere and the goriness, and if there’s one thing you don’t want from a Slasher film that’s for it to be tame. The only truly disgusting thing is the fact that Johnny managed to serve the gang (including his loved one Gretchen) a Pizza with let’s say a sausage of human origin!!!  Sheriff suspected something but even after confirming it with a DNA analysis he just didn’t mention it to anyone and we never got to see the reactions to the accidental cannibalism.

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The fat, incompetent Sheriff did manage to do one thing and that’s he eventually managed to find all the missing aka dead people crammed into the well but on the other hand- while he was exhuming the bodies Johnny was busy hunting the girls (yeah and killing the goofy deputy sheriff who’s the only cool character in the whole movie). After dispatching the annoying girlfriend he chases down Gretchen (I guess to present her some other body part) who menages to get ahold of the deputie’s gun and empties the whole clip on Johnny.

Now in true slasher style Johhny just gets up and starts walking slowly towards her but the fat Sheriff finally appears and defeats Johnny with- a BIGGER gun! Yes, they had absolutely zero ideas at this point. Johnny lifts up his head one more time, uttering the word “Loooove” and then finally drops dead. I’ve never seen a movie villain do something so pathetic in my whole life.

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This is so stupid it almost makes it all worthwhile

Verdict: So, this movie is basically just like Halloween but without any of the creepy atmosphere, innovative kills and with it’s Michael Myers being replaced by a fat, retarded emo kid. I would say without the same legendary music but that wouldn’t necessarily be true because they changed one tone and used a freakin’ Halloween theme by Carpenter in the whole damn movie!

Goofs: There’s also a little thing of crazy inconsistency when we find out that Johnny wasn’t in the coma this whole time but after being brain damaged he crawled out of the well (The Ring’s Sadako style) and killed his mother even thou he is just a kid, and that’s when the white coats finally got him.

Now, the acting on the other hand is a sight to behold. Teenagers  sound like a bizarre mix of California Stoners, Valley Girls and Southern Hillbillies which I didn’t even think it was possible till’ I saw this movie. And truth be told Offerings ended up being so goddamn terrible movie that I find this ridiculous Eastern European dance video way superior Halloween rip- off than this movie!

 

Trivia: Tobby Sexton, who played Jake in the movie went on to play a teenage version of Freddy Krueger (you know the scene where Alice Cooper plays his father) in Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare and unfortunately not much else.

 

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As far as we can see it seems the cast is a good mix or original actors:  irreplaceable Tom Neyman as The Master, Diane Mahree as Maggie (I had no idea she was still around) and Jackie Raye Newman as Debbie (of course) joined by Bryan Jennings (aka the son of the original’s Sheriff Williams Bryan Jennings) and also the new addition: Nuria Aguilar , Danielle Daggerty, Christopher Barnes and Christina Pezzo as Nicki.

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Now, make it or break it moment of the casting is the replacement for Torgo (as original actor John Reynolds tragically died before the movie come out in 1966). For this crucial role they picked Nebraska born- LA based actor Steven Shields (from the award winning short film “The God Chair”) who as far as I’m concerned really looks the part. “I am extremely grateful for this opportunity to bring Torgo to the screen” he stated. I for one can’t wait to see Torgo back in action.

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2017 and Manos Returns can’t come soon enough!

 

The idea that society looks at the deformed and ugly as inhuman only fit for death, while the parents see a child of theirs with a right to live regardless of how it was born, is not naive and hollow at all. It gives us several aspects. “Oh no, another society criticism”, I hear you say. But I liked the idea. The problem with this movie is that it was not properly developed and was given to director Larry Cohen who did half-ass job here.

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Beginning takes us straight to the point. Not much of a introduction. A woman Lenore (played by Sharon Farrell) is in the hospital, giving a birth to a baby. Not to a regular baby, as we might have already presumed, but to a mutated monstrosity with gigantic head who went on killing spree the moment after it popped out of it’s mother oven (you will notice that I am using “it” as an expression for a baby). Not-so-proud father Frank (played by John Ryan) busts in where he finds the entire delivery room staff slaughtered and his son is missing. Frank holds the hospital responsible for, what he said, abduction of his son (though he previously had to convince doctor that it is human). Of course, doctors are suspecting Lenore being exposed to radioactivity during her pregnancy. Yeah, when you don’t know who, blame it on radioactivity. It has as much sense as zombiefing ray shot from outer space. Anyway Frank, doctors and Lt. Perkins (played by James Dixon) had agreed to keep this quiet in order to avoid unnecessary publicity. But too bad that news reporters wouldn’t agree to them. Those vultures somehow got hold onto the info and, while driving home after the stressful day, poor Frank heard on the radio his name and name of his wife being accused of creating a  monstrosity which killed the entire hospital. They announced their names just like that! At this point I think I hate all of the characters in this movie. Meanwhile, IT is still somewhere at large.

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After this Frank’s life is becoming a living hell. He got fired at his public relations job, media is all over him, and let’s face it, his firstborn kid is ugly as hell. And his newborn kid is piling up the corpses. After ripping the throat of some random unlucky guy it forced it’s entry into the milkman truck. And killed him. Frank had it enough of this, so he had agreed to sign his approval for absolute destruction of this thing, as doctor had suggested.

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A police manages to locate the infant at nearby elementary school. Frank finds out about that so he joins them. He seems not as much interested in destroying the monster as into clearing his own name. There he held a speech in which he denounced his kid, not admitting it as his own flesh and blood (despite the fact that it the most certainly is). Offended by this speech, infant goes into another killing frenzy, slaughtering several police officers and escaping into the woods. Police had opened full fire but with no luck. They are just powerless against the demonic baby.

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Back at home Frank faces another problem. Someone has drunk his milk! And we are not talking about few glasses. Several bottles are empty! Now who might that be? Was it his now deranged and ever-horny wife Lenore, who bugs him all the time about having sex with her? Or was it his firstborn son Chris (played by Daniel Holzman), who has been left for safekeeping at the relative? Also Frank finds Chris’ room trashed. He phoned him but Chris had said that he wasn’t coming back home that day. Then, under the excuse of going to bed, Chris sneaks out and starts running. Hm how strange.  It turns out that Lenore and Chris were hiding monster in the basement, without Frank knowing it. Frank decides to deal by himself with his prodigal son. He shoots the baby but it escaped again and killed their relative Charley (played by William Wellman Jr) who were following Chris. Also, we got here continuity problem. You see, it was early evening when Chris started running back to home. Later scenes show us that he is still running through the deep night. Eventually, he arrived home early in the morning with the first sunrise. So, by the looks of it, it seems that little 11 years old Chris was fully running for the entire night without a pause. I know adrenaline mixed with fear can give you some superhuman feats, but come on!

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Police had arrived couple of moments later. It was obvious they wasn’t eager to stay. Actually they shit their pants. But there is a job to be done. So the big chase occurs resulting in cornering the infant in sewer. Like a real professionals police gave a rifle to civilian Frank in order to finish the job. I guess it is the only fair that Frank cleans up the mess he made. Frank finds his son wounded and, in that moment, fatherly instincts aroused inside him. He couldn’t kill the little monster so he tried to save him. He ended up surrounded by police squadron ready to kill. And what he had done? He played the oldest trick in the book! A moment before police started shooting he throws a baby into Doctor’s (played by Shamus Locke) arm hold, leaving him to deal with the rain of bullets and little monster who is ripping his throat. Classic! At the very end Lt. Perkins receives a call about another such infant has been born in Seattle, which leaves plenty of room for a sequel. And it actually has been made. Not one, but two – “It’s Alive 2: It Lives Again” and “It’s Alive 3:Island of the Alive”

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Conclusion: As I have already stated in prologue, the main idea does drink the water. There’s no doubt that the film was made on a cheap budget. But it is not the main problem here. Main problem is director Larry Cohen. Sure, the budget was low, and he tried to cover it by hinting at the monster baby without elaborating in great detail what it looks like. But many other aspects remained undeveloped. For example, there is only a brief glance at researching scientists who wish to study the child, and the pharmaceutical company who created certain pills Lenore was taking during her pregnancy. That part of the story died with above mentioned rain of bullets so viewers remained short for explanation. Also there is a great number of continuity goofs. As for the acting I really couldn’t identify myself with nor believe to most of the characters, except maybe for John Ryan who’s performance in a role of agonizing parent who didn’t ask for the problems forced on him really hit the spot, while Sharon Farell was switching between overacting and underacting most of the time. And I must not forget to mention now famous make up artist Rick Baker who had done pretty decent job here, considering a cheap budget and the fact that this was his debut. Even if we promised to ourselves that we wouldn’t watch any other movie directed by this god wretched man, unfortunately we are such idiots that we ought to break this promise for sure (which actually happened the following week when we watched Q: The Winged Serpent). What can I say, we are suckers for ’80s trailers and low budget monsters.

P.S. We actually learned something from this movie. Don’t look with hate at and don’t be mean to the one who is socially unacceptable just because he is different than others in any way because…

vucic-se-smejeLike any other monster he just wants to be loved!

Now, this one was on my mind for so long it may very well be one of the reasons why the whole WM page started. It’s one of those magical movies where nothing makes sense whatsoever, and you’re left wondering about many things including of course “why did I watch this in the first place?”.

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Movie starts with a flashback: Carpatia- Vassaria. And you can right away notice that there’s no direct contact with the monster like in those monster movies from the 50’s where they used super primitive stop- motion. Speaking of it- even stop motion beats these TV quality CGI effects. But it’s extremely entertaining seeing Romanian women carrying crossbows, probably not historically accurate but still awesome! Of course the beast gets subdued aka sealed in a tomb via the magic of priest’s blood on the arrow. Never knew that was a thing- need to check with our local priest?

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We flash foreword to today, Romania– first with a kidnapping rescue operation lead by CIA agents Sandra Hess (Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD) and has been (great)  Michael Pare (Streets  of Fire, The Philadelphia Experiment ). Operation goes awry as one of the suspect misterously desapears from the top of the building just to be found spiked on a top of a Church.

Now, the next thing  we notice is a pair of Catholic Priests, old one and his future replacement arguing in a freakin’ Orthodox Christian Church! Why? I have no idea. I mean if you only had this church available why not make local priests Orthodox? Black robe and a (long) beard and you’re pretty much done. I mean if you’re making a movie with religious overtones (no mater how low-fi the movie is) you could have done your due diligence.

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Our heroes, Michael Pare and his agent Scully- Sandra  join the scene soon enough seeing that their suspect is impaled on the said church. Also same of the local archeologist that work on the church mysteriously disappear too. Sparks start flying between Pare and a young chief archeologist  Dr. Christina Durant as the bodies starts piling up. The actress Kate Orsini looks incredibly like Maggie from The Walking Dead just with eyes too far apart.mary-tyler-less

Bodies like random woman taking semi- professional photos in Zoo. Somehow the place gets empty and night comes and she’s still taking pictures (presumably some 12 hours later ’cause it was obviously around noon when she started). Strangely trend of sudden (and illogical) day/ night shift continues later on too. Anyway, what’s wrong with this woman? We never get to find out because the Gargoyle shows up and just like that we have another victim.

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Their logical suspect is a local vampire sect that turns out to be a Dance Vampire Sect! I kid you not. Never heard of something like that but man was I missing out! Their leader Lex (Tim Abell) performs the ritual with half- naked vampire chicks and then when you expect the grand finale dance music kick in and party gets going.

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Now I  must say- this dude is my hero! He is dangerous gangsta yet he also owns a dance club and in his free time he does these vampiric performances with hot chicks. And it seems the writers and director like him too because he doesn’t get to die like the rest of them and instead just looses his mind.

As the investigation gets weirder and weirder Pare and Orsini  head out to the “abandoned” monastery  to find clues in the old fresco- paintings. Old man shows up and finally explains them the curse of the Gargoyle. Also, I think he mixed up Dragons and Gargoyles but what are you gonna do- there’s not much mythology about gargoyles out there. Also Gargoyle decides to interrupt them while there’s still time and it all evolves into a super hilarious chase scene that again reminds us how cheap and ridiculous CGI is in this movie.

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The finale of the movie is a sight to behold as two priests get into a fistfight  while the army of gargoyles is hatching! Also with the evil priest kidnaps pretty Dr. Durant too.  CIA agents backed up with a SWAT team breaks in and start shooting at everything and anything. Strangely, time of day rapidly changes from noon when they get into the Gargoyle cave (in the back of Church of all places) to the middle of the night as they come out 2 minutes later- to the early morning couple moments after that.

They also have the next case before the movie ends- in Russia! Unfortunately we never got to see it, but I’ll chose to imagine it superior and more grand than the first one, something like Del Toro’s Blade II!

Verdicts: Veteran genre director Jim Wynorski (under the alias of Jay Andrews) had many highs and lows in his career and you can honestly say that this one manages to simultaneously be both. It’s like a car crash, it’s really, really horrible but you just can’t look away!

WARNING! If we didn’t discourage you from watching this film, and you still want to see it- please find a proper DVD. Some horrid person on the internet found a way to make the movie even worse by splicing the footage with Vinnie Pooh cartoons- stay away from that god awful Youtube version if you value your sanity even one bit! 

“Psychic Killer” is an example how promising premise can be beaten down to a level of those laughable slashers. We have all heard of expression “if looks  could  kill”, but how about thoughts? Well, that is precisely the setup of this Ray Danton’s 1975 horror outing.

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Above posted quote of some random physicist at the start of the movie gives us a clue of what we might expect here. And not too soon since we witness riot of mental patients in the first scene. One of them tries to break out but with no luck. His name is Arnold (played by Jim Hutton, father of Timothy Hutton, in  his final film). Arnold had been accused for murder but he doesn’t want to confess it. In his later conversation with another inmate Emilio (played by Stack  Pierce) we find out that he had been accused for murder of a doctor who didn’t want to perform surgery on his dying mother. Of course, Arnold claims he is  innocent (bah they all do). Emilio believes him and told him a story about how he killed his daughter for becoming a whore (oh tough love), and that he will  help Arnold to find justice. But first things first. Emilio, for his final act, plans to get revenge on a pimp who turned his daughter into whore? But how  does he plan to do that? Simple. He possesses a secret weapon. A medallion! The following night we can see Emilio in his cell, holding that medallion in  front of his eyes and focuses on it. Oh black guy is doing some voodoo staff, how racist. The next morning he approached Arnold, told him about details of  his murder and then jumped into his death, in a scene that can be described as quite possibly the worst staged fall scene in history of cinema! Anyway, see  for yourself.

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Next day Arnold receives a package sent to him by Emilio. Inside he finds a picture of Emilio’s daughter (very ugly chick, that pimp must have been blind), a newspaper clip about the murder committed in exact same way Emilio had described, and…a medallion. Medallion caused Arnold to fall in state of deep shock, making him look dead. No one at asylum had bothered to check if he is is still alive, so they jumped right onto doing autopsy on a living man. Cut the middleman, I say. Or, in this case, poor nerdy looking Arnold. Luckily for him, he woke up after the first incision. Asylum doesn’t need another bad publicity, not after Emilio’s flight off the fence, so they were glad to release Arnold after receiving a paper about all charges against him being dismissed. Apparently someone confessed the murder of doctor Arnold was accused of. He now may return to normal life. Something tells me that word “normal” had been used too lightly in this case. Anyway, Arnold went back home where he finds censored undelivered letters from his mother. Reading them made him to start crying out loud (that guy obviously has mother issues). His cat opens the package with his stuff and takes out the medallion. Arnold interprets it as a sign for payback time!

 

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First person who wronged him is a doctor Taylor (played by Whitt Bissell) who testified against him on trial. Arnold used the medallion for astral projection (literally) to doctor’s hunting cabin. He finds him there with much younger woman. Doctor intends to cure her illness with some unconventional methods. Just when doctor was about to give girl his special drops, Arnold lured him out and made him to shoot himself, leaving behind half-naked slut to clean out a mess by herself.

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Next one on death list is Nurse Burnson (played by Mary Wilcox), who were  derelict her duties of taking care of Arnold’s mother. From what I have seen here, she is not only lazy. She is scumbag. Nurse Burnson is checking up old man stuck to his bad at his home, starts complaining about tight nurse uniform and how there is no one to take care of her. Poor old man is fighting not to get heart attack while she is undressing in front of him, oil her legs and uses his shower. Big mistake since that’s where our Arnold is waiting for her. Of course this scene is a complete rip off of famous shower scene in “Psycho”. The only difference is that nurse had been killed by hot water instead of Norman Bates with knife.

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Lt. Morgan (played by Paul Burke) suspects something strange is going on here. 2 mysterious deaths in less than 12 ours. What is refreshing here is that in this movie detective really wants to solve the case. He sends Sergeant Sowash (played by Greydon Clark), who by the way was the one which arrested Arnold, to check out doctor’s cabin again in search for some extra clues. But he hadn’t arrived to his destination since Arnold forced him to drive his car off the cliff. Too bad this scene wasn’t capped off with explosion. This made Morgan pissed off so he visits Arnold who denies everything. Why wouldn’t he? The man never left his house. Morgan still doesn’t believe him so he and Doctor Scott (played by Julie Adams), who’s patient was Arnold, decided to watch closer over him. They moved into apartment across the Arnold’s house from where they observed him through the telescope while he was sleeping in chair. What they didn’t know is that Arnold was planning and executing his next murder. Target is Italian judge (played by Harry Holcombe) who made a travesty out of his trial. Italian died at construction site in a Wile E. Coyote style scene that was intended to provide comic relief.

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It was too much for Morgan so he decided to get his own relief by inviting doctor Scott to dinner over at his place. He managed to score which pissed off Arnold who was as well growing a feelings towards her. So he astral projected himself one more time to her house and explained some things to her. Terrified doctor told everything to Morgan but he wouldn’t believe her. So they visited local mad parapsychologist who managed to persuade Lt. Morgan into the existence of out of body experience. They ran back to Arnold’s house where they found him still sleeping in a chair. While they stabbed and probed him Arnold performed another murder. This time the victim was a local butcher Lemonowski (played by Neville Brand). Now I don’t know what did he do to make Arnold  pissed off at him, but I doubt it was cutting his mother into pieces and selling her meat in his shop as Arnold had imagined.

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After dealing with tyrant butcher Arnold decided to make one last visit to Dr. Scott where he tried to score her while she was sleeping (I don’t know how it works with astral projection). Doctor was once more terrified, called Morgan and parapsychologist in order to confront Arnold once and forever. But they were too late. Arnold was found dead in his chair. Wanting to risk nothing Morgan stole the body and took it to the local crematorium. Meanwhile, doctor Scott remained in Arnold’s house where she found parapsychologist dead. Arnold appears, holds a little speech and when was about to finish off doctor his body burned itself to ashes. His cat finds the medallion and that’s the end scene. But is it really the end?

Conclusion: “Psychic Killer” is a strange story about a killer who wants revenge and is able to get it from a rather considerable distance. Not that this makes it a bad film, necessarily. What does make it a bad film is pretty much everything else. We early on get a body falling off a building that is about as fake as can be. Other deaths are equally cheesy, with maybe one that was at least a bit worthy of respect – though not praise. There was also bad music which doesn’t match the scenery. I’m not sure if the music would have matched much of anything, but it certainly didn’t go with what we saw. The film is hardly a sleek-looking affair, and seems at times a bit crudely put together, but again, it is an interesting and occasionally highly entertaining flick. Horror fans may find this a good film to pass the time with, but unless you’re drinking or have a high tolerance for bad movies, this one isn’t anything special.

By this point you probably realized we absolutely adore the work of the O.G.  henchman Al “Ka -Bong”Leong (Lethal Weapon, Punisher, Die Hard, Rapid Fire ). You can even take a look at our little tribute here. But now we are happy to report that that the long gestating documentary Henchman: The Al Leong Story ( featuring the late great Brandon Lee, John Carpenter & The Rock) is in the finishing stages of production.We even have the first trailer to show you!

 

Also, if you like Leong as much as we do- you can support the project by contributing to the Indigogo campaign and get some cool stuff in the process. You can find that here. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/henchman-the-al-leong-story#/

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